Category Archives: verse

Bananas in Birmingham

Another one for the quintessential English fruit bowl

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Awful Business

Don’t get pencilled in for a meeting with one of them.

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Buck Codgers and the Carpet Slippers of Time

SciFi. Only in verse. Sort of.

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Hallaç

About a time when they still used to fluff quilts up with a bow and a mallet

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Don’t bite the hand that feeds you

Started as a ditty and got out of hand.

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Grey Trunks

This lot have much in common with the squirrel.

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Of a parting oft rehearsed, once performed

I was never a barrel of laughs, but this takes the biscuit

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Red Squirrel

We still see them out in the trees in our garden. But for how much longer?

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Rose Jam

An acquired taste

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Sponge Cow

Office compulsions

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