Another one for the quintessential English fruit bowl
One bird in hand
So many children frozen in their shells. Who daren’t get near the hearth lest their frostbitten hearts and minds thaw. So much pain in that melting.
Awful Business
Don’t get pencilled in for a meeting with one of them.
Buck Codgers and the Carpet Slippers of Time
SciFi. Only in verse. Sort of.
Hallaç
About a time when they still used to fluff quilts up with a bow and a mallet
IS151b or The Quintessential English Fruit Bowl
Collaboration with the artist Shelagh Fenner
As deep as they get
This is some years old and, in the best tradition of black humour, improbable. Or so I thought. Then, there was that fella who found himself stuck in a hole in a car park in Devon not so long ago…
Don’t bite the hand that feeds you
Started as a ditty and got out of hand.
Grey Trunks
This lot have much in common with the squirrel.
Of a parting oft rehearsed, once performed
I was never a barrel of laughs, but this takes the biscuit